Dear Baby,

Today is your birthday, and you look kind of weird. Hopefully, you will grow into it. I am already at work trying to obtain an OBC (Official Black Card) for you, because you resemble a Spaniard or a Sicilian. Or Binky. Your Uncle Fred resembled a Chinese man when he was born. He had to carry around his OBC for awhile, but no longer. So don’t worry about that. In fact, don’t worry about anything (other than your Mom being crazy), because we will take care of you. At least until you are 3. That is when African kids start hunting their own food. We will show you how though. Bienvenue. Je t’aime!

Votre Tante

Bebe is Born