New Jersey decided to step up its primary game by moving the election from June to… well, today! Obviously, my choice was either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. And who cares about my Republican vote, since I am too poor to mean anything to them anyway? I had been waiting for Hillary to enter the race for years!! I was all set, until Barack came into the picture. Honestly, it was more Michelle Obama who made me reconsider my vote. I know that it may seem silly, but “behind” (I prefer next to) every great man is a great woman. For real.

This chick is so Ride or Die! “There is nothing rational about politics.” That is how she started an interview she had with Soledad O’ Brien (who has really cute kids, btw). I have heard her speak a few times and she is phenomenal. “But you can’t vote for her!” Yes, yes. But haven’t you ever seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding? “The man may be the head, but the woman is the neck.” And the neck can turn that head any way it wants… For serious. I know. I have done it. >:D Keep cracking that whip, Michelle! I know that a lot of that brilliance belongs to you! You too, Hillary! :]

Back to me. I have been surprisingly diligent of late, thanks to The Martini Method. I wonder how long it will last. Probably until I run out of money to buy luxury items, such as fruit snacks. I’ll give it another 2 weeks or so then. Maybe I can borrow some after I run out and thus fuel my productivity until the end of the month. Speaking of borrowed food, have you guys seen Episode 11 of The Boondocks? “Can a n*gga borrow a french fry? How is a n*gga gonna borrow a fry?? Is a n*gga gon give it back?!?!?” HAHAHHAHAHHA! Oh em gee! I was dying! It was too funny. Go watch it here. Immediately. I found out later that this episode was based on a true story, which was even more hilarious. I would so run away and get eloped to Aaron McGruder at this very moment. I’m sure he is already taken, but a girl can dream. Maybe I can be his concubine/protégé… That is my kind of multi-tasking. >:D