As most of you know already, I am all about America’s Next Top Model (Finale on Wednesday, btw!). One of my favorite girls, Heather, was recently deported from the show’s current season. Her photographs were gorgeous (stop hating, Animal), but her AsPerger’s (not AsBerger’s! >:O) Syndrome made it difficult for her to book jobs. Here is an excerpt from an interview she recently did in which she talks about the episode:

Q. Were the go-sees in China very frustrating for you?

A. Yeah, they were. It’s very hard to find anything in the city, and then I got rained on. Saleisha was the only one who had the umbrella. There was only one umbrella in that hotel, so she automatically got it because her wig would have turned into an afro if she didn’t have it.

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Hahahahahaha!!!! I am not being a hater. After all, plenty of you dear friends of mine are Aspies yourselves (I won’t call you out. You know who you are), and I still love you guys! And God knows I was surrounded by many others when I was an RA in that alternate universe which is RPI. It just made me laugh so much, because I completely followed her train of thought… perhaps I should be worried about this? And because of the “afro” bit. Anywho, best of luck to her. :] Check out her photo for an ad for Carol’s Daughter. Yes, yes. I do realize that they fake-tanned the heck out of her. Like all you melanin-challenged people have never done it. :p

How would you feel if Business Week published an article about the reasons why your man should not marry you just 2 days before your wedding? Ask Lucy Southworth, who supposedly wed Google co-founder Larry Page in a “secret” ceremony yesterday. I was a little bit sad to hear about the news, because Larry is in the top 10 on my list of “People Whom I May Consider Marrying.” Personally, if I were Larry, I would never get married. I would just have a harem which I would update every now and then. You know? Like leasing the hottest car every few years. Maybe I’d pick one smart one to be head concubine, so I could have a real conversation when I felt like it. Yep. Anywho, I guess Larry is slightly more of a romantic. That being said, why not give the boy a chance and not speculate about when the divorce will be and its effects on Google stocks? Some marriages do, in fact, last. Goodness. In other Google news, I have begun a lovely affair with Google Notebook. Much more productive than the one I was having with StumbleUpon. :]

Getting more local… Bonnie and Clyde… I don’t really know what more to say about this, which has not already been said. The pictures are pretty amusing. As is the fact that I know many people who attend/ed Drexel and UPenn, including my Dad.

Lastly, while skimming the aforementioned Business Week clip, I found the following article about the 50 Great Places to Raise Kids-For Less. Imagine my surprise when I saw #4: Echelon, NJ. This confused me for a second for several reasons. 1. Echelon is not a city; its an area of Voorhees. 2. By the locals, Echelon is generally considered the “ghetto” part of Voorhees. 3. Overall, Voorhees, is a ridiculously expensive place to live. Anywho, yay for Voorhees! Or something.